Indecent Proposal

I'm pretty sure I was just propositioned.

Massages

Do guys like this know how creepy they're being, or do they honestly have no idea??

Too Much

I think this profile is interesting for it's sheer length and detail alone. Also, it's written in a "Chinese Menu" format, according to it's author.

Seriously, he's not kidding. This is a long read. I couldn't even read it all...I just took screenshots so I could read sections of it later.

I don't know about you, dear reader, but I'm pretty sure I know everything about this guy.

Meat Eater

Clearly he's looking for his next victim...er...girlfriend...

His first date is... phone sex?!

WTF, who does that?!

Booty Call

Yeah, I don't think that's gonna work for me, buddy.

Make Some Money

Entrepreneur, or looking for a prostitute? I can't tell.

Very green and hairy

....I just had to be sure that's what I was really seeing. Yep.

Into furries

Is this guy...kissing a stuffed animal??

Why yes, yes he is. And luckily, he messaged me so I could ask why.

Mystery solved. Not a deep mystery.

Okay, maybe I'm being mean by entertaining this guy. But I had questions that needed answers.

Seems like a strange place to tell me he likes curry, but okay.

Wait...what?? I think I have more questions. Like, why does he think I'm Syrian?

All of them

Mr. Mermaid, to you

Oh my goodness. How seductive!

Might be time to shave it off, buddy

RIP MOM

I decided this guy was too creepy to contact. It was a combination of the two photos shown here.