Why would you post this? How am I supposed to know which guy you are? Are you just showing me that you have lots of friends? You sure are a popular guy.
DUMB
Friday, October 16, 2015
Monday, August 17, 2015
Clooney Doppelgänger?
Doppelgänger, or trying way too hard? You be the judge. His message was generic and boring. I deleted it
Wednesday, June 10, 2015
Title of the Year
He's disillusioned about the honeymoon phase lasting forever, but at least his title is rad!
Something about life decisions
So this guy starts out pretty average. I'm thinking, okay, let's see.
Next one is a little odd but whatever...
Ohhh! A cute baby duck!!
Hold the phone. WTF is all over his body?? That's ENORMOUS. It says TRAINWRECK.
Sunday, June 7, 2015
Friday, June 5, 2015
Screeeeeeeeeee!!!!
Although he is quite striking in his photos, I admit it was the profile write-up that really sold me on this "like:"
He was very eager and wanted to know if I was tall, so I told him I was 7'2." You know, since he's being super forthcoming.
He has started drawing on photos and posting them
Friday, May 15, 2015
Lumbersexual
I got really excited because I thought I had found my match. Turns out it was just a Halloween costume :(
But then again, isn't the goal of lumbersexuality to be a poser? Am I missing out on his burly charisma?
Sunday, April 19, 2015
Saturday, April 4, 2015
The stylish man. Trending now
This guy has some style. Sharing because it's nice to come across someone so seriously unique, even if he's not my jam.
For a good time, swim with a flag
Somehow, I feel this may be slightly offensive? Is this as bad as putting a flag in the ground? Rebels
Second wife?
This type of profile confuses me to no end. Is he already with that woman and looking for a polygamist second wife? Is that his sister? Why has he written NOTHING to explain this?? The year is 2015. Why is his photo sideways? I he that computer illiterate? Man. This sort of shut makes my head explode.
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