NRA Wet Dream

Which gun should I look at? There are so many to choose from. Annnnnd Skullet 

Lumbersexual

I got really excited because I thought I had found my match. Turns out it was just a Halloween costume :( 

But then again, isn't the goal of lumbersexuality to be a poser? Am I missing out on his burly charisma?

Catman

I'm pretty sure this is what Nicholas Cage's nightmares look like.

So excited right now