Saturday, April 4, 2015

Enjoys ritual sacrifice

I think my parents would really like this guy.







The stylish man. Trending now

This guy has some style. Sharing because it's nice to come across someone so seriously unique, even if he's not my jam.



No regrets on that back tattoo

Passionate about...lions




Poor bunny



For a good time, swim with a flag



Somehow, I feel this may be slightly offensive? Is this as bad as putting a flag in the ground? Rebels 

Second wife?

This type of profile confuses me to no end. Is he already with that woman and looking for a polygamist second wife? Is that his sister? Why has he written NOTHING to explain this?? The year is 2015. Why is his photo sideways? I he that computer illiterate? Man. This sort of shut makes my head explode.




Jack Hammer

Don't worry...he'll be coming after you. Yeow.



Tongue of Trees

Did this guy just launch a new age revolution on Tinder?? Sing, Angel, sing!!







How do you feel about first impressions?

This somehow seems inappropriate for a first impression. Maybe I'm old-fashioned.


I feel that it's about as appropriate to put up a photo like that as it is for me to put up a photo like this.



Sorry about your eyes. Beauty is work

Friends make good spies

I went on a date. It was a good date. My friend and her husband spied on me from the table over because I told them where I was going on the date. It was funny. I highly recommend this practice to others looking to entertain their friends and also to make dating more interesting. Plus, if it had been a bad date, I would've had people to drink with. Win!

You are 12

LIAR






Spell check is for wimps

He said "hi" to me and wanted to talk. I checked out his profile. I did not respond. Points given for keeping his "looking for" ages between 18-60. I wish this guy the very best of luck.














Class Clown

Why won't this guy swipe right on me?? That last pic of him enjoying "snack" with the toddlers is killing me!





I hope you can sleep tonight









Intimate moments


As if this wasn't bad enough, he's in more than one dating site and is using the photo TWICE. Yes, buddy. This is definitely a way to wow the ladies. Not.




I've always been crazy