Braces.

Too many tattoos?

Riding lawnmowers and flag shorts

I would date this guy. I swiped right.

He had me at video game master

Totally not dating related. Well, not really.

But I don't know what else to do with this discovery. It's that strange, eyebrow-raising moment when you go to check your wifi connection because you're having a little trouble with your home network for some reason, and then you suddenly notice a peculiar name that someone has set for their personal hotspot. This is one of my ten neighbors, guys. I see them at some point. Now I have to find out who it is, just because I need to know. Maybe it's my neighbor right below me that has loud, annoying sex with prostitutes for hours? That's my guess.

How do I respond to Desperation?

How would you let this guy down gently?

Man Hands

Rugged?

Deadly Serious.

Pretty sure this was not the intent of Tinder.

Borat

Winning, for sure.

God-Fearing

Whenever someone says "God-fearing," all I can think of is Al Qaeda. I'm sure he's a very sweet guy. Unfortunately, I can't get by the grammar. "1rst?" "fir?" "saftey?" I just can't handle. Plus, kids. And baby momma. Tough sell.

Somewhat Simple Enigmatic Powderkeg

Hey. His words.

Two Profiles. Because twice the fun

They'll never know