Catching me on a bad day

This is what happens when you catch me on a bad day and don't bother looking at my profile. Then I block you. 

Super into Civil War Re-Enactments

Noodling

I was told by my good friend that this style of fishing is called "noodling," where you dangle your hand in the water and grab whatever takes the bait. Not quite sure how he survived, but okay.

Condom Trophy Walls

I've seen a lot of creepy shit, and this is up there. Also, this is undoubtedly a very twisted artist installation (and not this dude's artwork)

He's got Money

He's got money...probably from fixing computers.

He can Fly

Badoo: the dating site for... I'm not sure

My profile has been up for 24 hours. Not sure I'll keep it up. Doesn't seem promising. 

Barking up the wrong tree

Do I Resemble Buffalo Bill? He thinks so

Pretty odd way to start a conversation. Don't think I even want to entertain him.

Me:

His not-so-flattering observation:

I like to be alone, just not by myself

Handsomish...but...

There is always a "but."

Occupation: Money Making

Profile was pretty basic, except for that horrendous status headline that I just couldn't get past. Come on, dude. Also, creepy third photo.

Nature Guy

He's just a nature guy. Ok. But wait. There's more.

He's also a masseuse!

Ninja Outfit

Wait. Hold the phone is that a 

NINJA???

Classy pro-surfer

Clearly he doesn't really need a profile, right? Classy fella. I hope his sponsor doesn't mind him repping them on this profile about having a "good time" in his jacuzzi