Bike guy

Talk nerdy to me, baby. Points for originality!

Not So Nice

Apparently some people like to use online dating as a means for taking out their frustration on strangers.

Gingerbread Man

Can't catch him, he's the gingerbread man!!

Andddd ew.

Lip tattoo

Disturbing. I can't even figure out what his says. I bet that hurt

Catman

I'm actually more impressed with his creeper mustache than with the floating cat head and Christmas sweater.

Friggin Stoked

It started with this...a "mutual match" over my appreciation of his photoshopping skills; he superimposed his face into this iconic image of a ponycorn costume. How could I not give him 5 stars?!

But then I discovered even more amazingness...a novella of a profile with so many words that I could barely read it all. I'll let you check it out for yourself.

I feel like I should get a trophy for reading the whole thing. No...really...what's my prize?

Catty

I sure hope this isn't the persons real photo. But even if it isn't, there is a real person out there that looks like this.