Saturday, April 4, 2015

Friends make good spies

I went on a date. It was a good date. My friend and her husband spied on me from the table over because I told them where I was going on the date. It was funny. I highly recommend this practice to others looking to entertain their friends and also to make dating more interesting. Plus, if it had been a bad date, I would've had people to drink with. Win!

You are 12

LIAR






Spell check is for wimps

He said "hi" to me and wanted to talk. I checked out his profile. I did not respond. Points given for keeping his "looking for" ages between 18-60. I wish this guy the very best of luck.














Class Clown

Why won't this guy swipe right on me?? That last pic of him enjoying "snack" with the toddlers is killing me!





I hope you can sleep tonight









Intimate moments


As if this wasn't bad enough, he's in more than one dating site and is using the photo TWICE. Yes, buddy. This is definitely a way to wow the ladies. Not.




I've always been crazy