Stunning new photos

Smashing Pussy

Does this actually attract women? Cuz it makes me want to throat punch him.

Screeeeeeeeeee!!!!

Although he is quite striking in his photos, I admit it was the profile write-up that really sold me on this "like:"

He was very eager and wanted to know if I was tall, so I told him I was 7'2." You know, since he's being super forthcoming.

He has started drawing on photos and posting them

NRA Wet Dream

Which gun should I look at? There are so many to choose from. Annnnnd Skullet 

Lumbersexual

I got really excited because I thought I had found my match. Turns out it was just a Halloween costume :( 

But then again, isn't the goal of lumbersexuality to be a poser? Am I missing out on his burly charisma?

Catman

I'm pretty sure this is what Nicholas Cage's nightmares look like.

So excited right now