Clooney Doppelgänger?

Doppelgänger, or trying way too hard? You be the judge. His message was generic and boring. I deleted it

Title of the Year

He's disillusioned about the honeymoon phase lasting forever, but at least his title is rad!

Something about life decisions

So this guy starts out pretty average. I'm thinking, okay, let's see.

Next one is a little odd but whatever...

Ohhh! A cute baby duck!!

Hold the phone. WTF is all over his body?? That's ENORMOUS. It says TRAINWRECK.

Funny, or creepy?

This guy.

Stunning new photos

Smashing Pussy

Does this actually attract women? Cuz it makes me want to throat punch him.

Screeeeeeeeeee!!!!

Although he is quite striking in his photos, I admit it was the profile write-up that really sold me on this "like:"

He was very eager and wanted to know if I was tall, so I told him I was 7'2." You know, since he's being super forthcoming.

He has started drawing on photos and posting them