Indecent Proposal

I'm pretty sure I was just propositioned.

Massages

Do guys like this know how creepy they're being, or do they honestly have no idea??

Too Much

I think this profile is interesting for it's sheer length and detail alone. Also, it's written in a "Chinese Menu" format, according to it's author.

Seriously, he's not kidding. This is a long read. I couldn't even read it all...I just took screenshots so I could read sections of it later.

I don't know about you, dear reader, but I'm pretty sure I know everything about this guy.

Meat Eater

Clearly he's looking for his next victim...er...girlfriend...

His first date is... phone sex?!

WTF, who does that?!

Booty Call

Yeah, I don't think that's gonna work for me, buddy.

Make Some Money

Entrepreneur, or looking for a prostitute? I can't tell.