Dr. McNinja

There truly is someone for everybody. Except maybe me. But this guy...he will find someone. I'm sure of it.

Captain Kurt

My Prince, he has arrived. Sweep me away, my white knight...woo me with your tributes to grunge!

A simple google search.

When in doubt, search the web before you make yourself look like a fool.

Checkers, Anyone?

Because of this amazing bodysuit, I swiped Right.

Good Sex

Doesn't take the hint of silence in January, goes straight for the cake in March.

Pickup line king

*sad trombone*

Dirtbag Dan

Sometimes Humans of New York shows me the finest boyfriend material.