Cool if I'm Homeless UPDATE

I've discovered something absolutely hilarious after being prodded by friends to respond to this homeless guy in the interest of this blog; this homeless man is the saxophonist that plays below my ex's apartment during the day and drives him bonkers! I have added reasoning for contacting him now. I can't guarantee I'm going to date this guy, but I will definitely see what else he has to say about being intentionally homeless. 

As my friend just said on Facebook when I made this discovery, "Your ex will die when he sees you making out with the homeless guy below his building. Do it oh god don't do it ok do it."