Today I stumbled upon a realistic and also hilarious depiction of how women flash-judge men on a first impression. CLICK HERE and then return to this blog. So worth it!
Okay. When a women goes on a date they have already done a fair amount of research (hopefully) about what the guy is like and are crossing their fingers he isn't a total drip. It's a crapshoot, really, because if she hasn't even talked to him on the phone yet (which is likely) he might have one of those annoying nasally voices and it will immediately sink the love ship. You may be asking, "Why wouldn't I talk to a guy on the phone before meeting them?" Simple. If I talk to him on the phone before meeting him, he now has my number. Do you know how hard it is to then avoid phone calls and text messages, and also struggle with the fact that there is human emotion in that voice leaving you 7 voicemails a night? It's so sad, guys. So sad. So I just don't give out my number very often. We have to meet first, and if I give out my number at all, we're generally gonna text. I barely call my parents. It's true. Ask them. Real live phone calls are soooo 1999.
So back to first impressions: They're real. Don't wear you're nastiest rubbah slippahs that are full of red dirt and worn out. Don't wear your New Balance specials as shown above. This is definitely something women notice because, duh, what you put on your feet is a window into your universe and what your taste is! Do you care? Do you not care? Do you keep up your feet? Are you wearing black socks with running shoes (don't do that)? It matters because if we wouldn't want to be embarrassed walking next to you or we don't think you have any clue at all, you're a big "project," and most women don't want "projects." Personally, I think I'm done with fixer-uppers.
I'm not saying women are all shallow and are after price tags and do a shopping comparison with your car and the next date's car, your clothes and the next date's clothes, but I am saying that all of these things about you are indicators about what you care about, about how you treat yourself and your things...and inevitably how you might treat us. No one wants to be handled badly unless they're really sick in the head.
So, yes. Do what this guy is saying very tongue in cheek. Give a shit and wear some decent kicks. While you're at it, put in some effort on the rest of yourself, too.
Okay. When a women goes on a date they have already done a fair amount of research (hopefully) about what the guy is like and are crossing their fingers he isn't a total drip. It's a crapshoot, really, because if she hasn't even talked to him on the phone yet (which is likely) he might have one of those annoying nasally voices and it will immediately sink the love ship. You may be asking, "Why wouldn't I talk to a guy on the phone before meeting them?" Simple. If I talk to him on the phone before meeting him, he now has my number. Do you know how hard it is to then avoid phone calls and text messages, and also struggle with the fact that there is human emotion in that voice leaving you 7 voicemails a night? It's so sad, guys. So sad. So I just don't give out my number very often. We have to meet first, and if I give out my number at all, we're generally gonna text. I barely call my parents. It's true. Ask them. Real live phone calls are soooo 1999.
So back to first impressions: They're real. Don't wear you're nastiest rubbah slippahs that are full of red dirt and worn out. Don't wear your New Balance specials as shown above. This is definitely something women notice because, duh, what you put on your feet is a window into your universe and what your taste is! Do you care? Do you not care? Do you keep up your feet? Are you wearing black socks with running shoes (don't do that)? It matters because if we wouldn't want to be embarrassed walking next to you or we don't think you have any clue at all, you're a big "project," and most women don't want "projects." Personally, I think I'm done with fixer-uppers.
I'm not saying women are all shallow and are after price tags and do a shopping comparison with your car and the next date's car, your clothes and the next date's clothes, but I am saying that all of these things about you are indicators about what you care about, about how you treat yourself and your things...and inevitably how you might treat us. No one wants to be handled badly unless they're really sick in the head.
So, yes. Do what this guy is saying very tongue in cheek. Give a shit and wear some decent kicks. While you're at it, put in some effort on the rest of yourself, too.
I do!
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